here’s some (misleading) tips.

NO I AM NOT GIVING YOU MONEY NICE TRY THAR THOUGH.

RACHEL’S TIPS FOR LIFE THAT MIGHT HELP, PROLLY NOT REALLY

Tip 1: When you want someone to not talk to you, just think really really hard that you don’t want them to talk to you and your “don’t talk to me” vibes will push them away! 4 times out 10 it works, but like the other times you can just sit there and like make stuff up or something.

Tip 2: Always agree with someone even though you might not agree with them. Then after you leave the conversation, go home and write in your blog saying how stupid they are and how you would never agree with what they are saying. Yeaahhh, getting your anger out right. If you really want to cover your ass you write it incoherently so you can cover your tracks. heheh

Tip 3: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING A HOT HUSBAND. He might be a jag off and like hide in some burrow so you can’t find him. THAT’S WHY YOU PUT SIGNS UP FOR HIM. Billboards are cheap. It could say this: “DEAR JAGOFF MY NAME IS RACHELLE I’M REALLY HOT I’LL BE A KILROYS FROM 8-11 ON FRIDAY FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS.” Then the idiot knows that he has to quit hiding and its about time he came out. Only problem is that you might draw in creepers, but then just use my getting out of conversations technique.

Tip 4: Whenever someone tells you that you are a potty mouth sailor word that I often use, that means that really love you. So the next time your friend is like OMGWTFBBQ YOUZ A HOEBAG SLUT? Just smile back, and say “THANK YOU JEANNE” When you act like not a single fuck was given, then you don’t end up sad and miserable like yours truly. Plus its only Jeanne’s opinion anyway. WHAT IF I THINK YOU ARE REALLY SPECTACULARLY COOL? Then it doesn’t matter at all, period.

Tip 5: Read the book “The Little Engine that Could” then followed by the movie “Major Payne”.

Tip 6: DON’T FOLLOW NOBODY. Unless you don’t know what the hell you are doing. Then you can until you have somewhat of idea on what you are doing.

Tip 7: ALWAYS WEAR SKIMPY CLOTHES TO BARS. THE SKIMPIER THE BETTER. THE BETTER THE BETTER. YING YANG WAKKA WAKKA.

Tip 8: When someone says that’s enough, they usually are lying. Well unless their teeth are bared and they look like they are going to slap you. In that case, they really haven’t had enough. You really should keep on pushing the limit. A CHALLENGE IS A CHALLENGE? AM I RITE OR AM I RITE?

Tip 9: HATERZ GON HATE. But you ain’t doin nothing rite if you don’t got haters in the words of some kid that I went to college with.

Tip 10: Read this blog, ALL DAY, ERRY DAY. got a chicken nugget in my pocket gonna stick in my mouth. LIVIN ON BORROWED TIME.

ZE END!

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About panthersofamerica

I am a crazed 26 year old who is mentally 7 years old. I love the internetz and making people laugh, so what's better than having a blog full of stuff that makes people laugh? Nothing, that's what I tell you.
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