Category Archives: story

constant vomit

That is my new phrase I just thought of. Think of one of the most embarrassing event(s) of your life. Or someone you don’t like. And don’t start with me with “I’m perfect and I don’t have one” shit. If … Continue reading

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take me to the nunnery

That’s it.  I seriously give up.  I am going to be a nun.  Do you know how much easier my life will be if I was a nun? I don’t have to worry about being a relationship because I’m not … Continue reading

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an anthology of thoughts/things/whatever

BAM. 1. Thursdays always feel like Fridays. And then usually in the late afternoon I realize that its not Friday but indeed its Thursday. WHAT DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! >( 2. YOU, THE WAIST OF PANTY! YOU TOO … Continue reading

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the e hollywood story: the sarah guy

You know the Sarah guy that I always talk about and I’m like hahah he was stupid? WELL LETS HAVE A STORY TIME AND EXPLAIN THE SITUATION SO YOU CAN LAUGH TOO. 😀 So there was this guy I was … Continue reading

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angerangerangerangerangrymeowwww?

i need to get some anger and frustration out so let’s me do it the broken english way. why you so stupid, nah mean. i dont get this what even. friends why cant we be. jerk who stole ipod my … Continue reading

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why its good that the NFL season isn’t all year

The other day my friend Justin was like “I’m depressed because football season isn’t all year and I have nothing to watch.” Then I began to imagine if the football season was all year long. I am pretty sure if … Continue reading

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naming a planet

So I am bored and I don’t want to bathe right now but I probably should because its like 1 o’clock in the morning but whatever. So I wanted to write about something but lately I haven’t had the usual … Continue reading

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