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About panthersofamerica

I am a crazed 26 year old who is mentally 7 years old. I love the internetz and making people laugh, so what's better than having a blog full of stuff that makes people laugh? Nothing, that's what I tell you.

movie review: why i shouldn’t rent cult movies at family video

A couple weeks ago, since I’m kinda into scifi/fantasy crap, I rented some scifi fantasy movies. The two movies that I rented were Legend and that one with David Bowie when he sings. Aw, crap, what is the name of … Continue reading

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Sweet Talkin’ Ken on the Phone

Vanessa and I play with this talking Ken doll that I make say bad things.

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jagoff matchmaker

Today, due to our adequacy in finding jagoffs and just plain losers, Ellie and I decided we are going to start a service called Jagoff Matchmakers. And it goes like so: *cue in really cool theme song* “Guaranteed to treat … Continue reading

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website review: why sucks

Today instead of bitching about the normal things I bitch about (i.e. why does __ always happen to me), I am going to talk about Yours truly, rented several books from this website last semester thinking she was going … Continue reading

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How to Be Random

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smug bastard

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As much as I want to grow up and be a nerd, another thing that I would like to be is an inventor. Just think how fun it would be. That’s one of those jobs that doesn’t really feel like … Continue reading

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