That’s it. I seriously give up. I am going to be a nun. Do you know how much easier my life will be if I was a nun?
I don’t have to worry about being a relationship because I’m not allowed to have one. I can still live my life revolving around the interwebs because to my knowledge they aren’t banned from the internet. I don’t have to deal with rude people because all nuns are nice. Plus I don’t have to see any of the people I don’t like because I’ll be shut out from all them plus I doubt they are religious. I don’t have to worry about bills because I get to live in the convent. Plus I can wear whatever I want under the robe thing. I could just like wear sweatpants like 24/7 and no would ever know.
It literally sounds perfect. Sister Rachel. The Nun.
If this doesn’t pan out, I am going to be a crazy cat lady. At least I have my eight million cats to keep me company.
(the sad thing about this post is that i’m actually kinda being serious for once in my life)