For the past like, god knows when, people have been telling us that world was going to end today. One thing that they forgot is that God would not end the world of this date because it’s inconvenient.
For starters, my 21st birthday is one month from today. Why would God deny me the privilege of buying and indulging in alcoholic endeavors? Second, God didn’t want to miss July 9th when The Republic of South Sudan is scheduled to secede from Sudan. God also waits in abated breath when the 24th General Conference on Weights and Measures will announce a new definition of the kilogram, based on universal constants. Plus he didn’t want to miss the new season of Jersey Shore while they are in Italy.
That, my friends, is why the world didn’t end today.