This was the text of a spam email I got a couple years ago. It was so bizarre that I saved and still have it to share with you:
Madame Maxime, would know what was in store for the champions.
Testing. . . my name is Rita Skeeter, Daily Prophet reporter.
On the landing, Frank turned right, and saw at once where the intruders
You haff a water beetle in your hair, Herm-own-ninny, said Krum. Harry
inflicted upon him by You-Know-Who, and that his insistence that the
Oh yeah? Ron yelled back. Whats that?
jerked her head toward the mermaid with an expression of great dislike
I am pretty sure my favorite part is the one with mermaid. Plus Ron is yelling for no apparent reason in line before and then a girl jerks her head toward a mermaid with not just dislike, but GREAT dislike.