tat, tat, tat it up

Instead of writing up the discussion questions or fixing my paper for my Research/Project Management class, let’s talk about something tons more fun like bad tattoos.

Name Tattoos

One of the most classic mistakes that most people make is getting their significant other’s name on themselves. First of all, why in the hell do you feel the need to get a tattoo with your boyfriend/girlfriend’s name? Are you going to forget his name or something? And then what happens when the son of bitch breaks up with you? Now you just have a reminder of the idiot who just happened to rip your heart into shreds. I don’t care if you are guys are soul mates, but having your boo’s name tattooed on you is stupid.

A great example of an offender of this classic mistake is Angelina Jolie. Well, the first mistake she made here was dating Billy Bob Thornton in the first place. The dude’s fucking old enough to be your father. But getting a tattoo of his name and some dragon thing on your arm? YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. And you ended up getting divorced to him, didn’t ya?

Tattooing Logos on Your Body

What the hell do you think you are, a billboard? Tattooing the Apple logo on your ass isn’t going to make you look cool. All you are doing is giving that company free advertising and making yourself look like a TOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL. How can someone really be that much in love with a brand? I mean, shit, I love Nintendo and their video games but not enough to get a tattoo like this:


About panthersofamerica

I am a crazed 26 year old who is mentally 7 years old. I love the internetz and making people laugh, so what's better than having a blog full of stuff that makes people laugh? Nothing, that's what I tell you.
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One Response to tat, tat, tat it up

  1. Todd says:

    I would never, ever do either of those. I don’t have any tattoos actually, but was considering getting one to remember a lost pal and a lesson learned.

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